Friday, March 20, 2009

Ninja cookies...

Please bear with me as I attempt to explain to you how lava-licious these chocolate lava cookies are. See, the pictures look delicious, but they can’t capture the amazingness that is these cookies. These cookies should come with their own sound track. Seriously, someone should key the heavenly music when you bite into these fabulously moist and chocolatey cookies. So, here goes my attempt to analogize the wonder of biting into these morsels:


My brother Brandon is only two and half years younger than I (see, Mom, I said “than I”!), so when we were little, my mom bathed us together. Her large Jacuzzi could barely contain us, being the extremely enthusiastic swimmers we were. Once scrubbed clean of our constant coat of grime, Mom bundled us in neon towels. Mine were purple; Brandon’s were green. But play time didn’t stop there. Bran and I would drape our towels over our slim shoulders like shawls, hunch our backs, and pretend to be—oh, yes, get this—old. We clenched our fists around imaginary canes and hobbled toward each other. This exercise inevitably involved overly obvious dialogue. In a groaning, scraggly voice, I would recite to Bran, “I’m an old woooman,” and Bran would reply, “I’m an old maaaan.” Then, SNAP! BAM! BOOM! We would throw the towels across the room, assuming karate stances, while shouting, “Nuh uh!!! I’m a NINJA!!” Yes, that’s right, we only pretended to be old. We were ninjas in disguise. At this point, battle ensued. (That's us in the picture below!)
What does this story have to do with these cookies? Well, these cookies are throw-your-towel-off-and-assume-ninja-position good. These cookies are that SNAP BAM BOOM. The taste of these cookies captures what that split second of excitement (that occurs during great moments in life) would taste like—if such excitement had a taste. While they are lava cookies because of their almost-gooey centers, I would like to believe this name is a double-entendre (because these cookies are a volcano of taste exploding in your mouth)! Get the picture? You have to make them.
It’s easy. Go to your kitchen and make them now. The centers aren’t gooey and undercooked, but rather soft and melty. In fact, these cookies might be better than lava cake itself. I had to walk away from my kitchen because the cookies are like little Sirens chanting my name. Dangerous treats, these are. Okay, I’ve kept you long enough. Take this recipe and go make ‘em!
Lava Cookies
(From Shirley Corriher’s Bakewise)
1 ½ cups pecans
½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, divided
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
2 large eggs
2/3 cup granulated sugar
1 tsp salt
2 tsp vanilla extract
1 cup AP flour, spooned and leveled
½ tsp baking powder
Method:
(1) Preheat oven to 350. Toast nuts on a baking sheet for 10 minutes. While hot, toss nuts with 2 TBS of butter and set aside to cool. When cool, chop nuts coarsely.
(2) Turn oven temperature up to 375. Line a baking sheet with either Release foil or parchment sprayed with nonstick cooking spray.
(3) Melt the remaining 6 TBS of butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Once melted, pour in chocolate chips and allow to sit for 1 minute. Stir chocolate chips until completely melted and smooth. Set chocolate mixture aside.
(4) In a mixer, beat eggs, sugar, salt, and vanilla on high until the mixture is light and creamy (approximately 2-3 minutes). Turn the mixer to low and pour in the chocolate mixture.
(5) Stir the flour and baking powder until well combined. Add the flour mixture in two parts to the chocolate batter. Stir in the toasted nuts.
(6) Scoop dough in heaping tablespoons onto cookie sheets (this dough does not spread much). Bake for exactly 12 minutes. Allow the cookies to cool for 3-5 minutes. EAT WARM!! (You can nuke these cookies in the microwave to get that fresh-out-of-the-oven taste. These cookies can also be frozen!)

*Makes about 16-18 cookies.
*Shirley tells you to refrigerate the dough for 20-30 minutes before using, but I missed this step, and my cookies turned out deliciously!!

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86 comments:

Stephanie said...

I must make these. I am a sucker for chocolate cookies. Plus, I don't remember the last time I struck a ninja pose :)

Erin said...

These look so perfectly chocolaty! I love chocolate cookies :)

Steph said...

Elyse, I enjoyed your childhood story. It seems like you've had a lot of sucess with that book. I need to get a copy!

Sara said...

Awww, cute baby pics! These look great, they look like they formed a really nice crust.

noble pig said...

I would say lavalicious is the perfect adjective here. Beautiful.

A Feast for the Eyes said...

Sold! You talked me into baking these. How can you go wrong with these. You're right...the photo has me right there... fantasizing about how good these sound.

Laura said...

I have this book and had avoided the cookies bc of the nuts--think they would hold up sans nuts?

Barbara Bakes said...

I don't know how I could not make these cookies now!

Wandering Coyote said...

Lava cookies? OH MY GOD! Talk about decadent!

Donna-FFW said...

Wow, Elyse, with these rave reviews and this gorgeous photo, how can I not try them!! I will. They look absolutely decadent!!

Elyse said...

hi little sis,

what a fun read. from the these-cookies-should-have-their-own-soundtrack to the stories about you and your brother. as the mom of 2 small boys, i am the witness (and referee) to many naked ninja battles!

as for my answer to your pop quiz (if you had to pick a favorite baked good, what would it be?): probably something with plump raisins. i love carrot muffins with raisins and walnuts and a good oatmeal raisin cookie. whenever i bake with raisins, i first soak them in boiled water until they are huuuuge! yum. i also do not like butter much so i like things that do not have a buttery flavor. probably sounds crazy!

my big weekend plans: working on the yard and a karate b'day party. oy! how 'bout you?

enjoy your cookies!!!

xo

ps ~ fyi
elysemajor[at]cox.net

Jessica said...

Ninja cookies, what a great name! I love that story! I've heard so many great things about Bakewise. I really need to stop buying cookbooks . . . but I think that I need to get this one before I do that. Thanks for sharing the awesome cookies!

Reeni♥ said...

You convinced me with your cute, funny story and those mouth-watering pictures. Their so thick and chocolaty...I mean lava-ee! I'd love to sink my teeth into a few. Chocoholic heaven!

Risa said...

This is a great story! My brother an I are a year and a half apart so we were also bathed together. In stead of playing Ninja was play "Karate Kid". Now to the cookies...they look incredible! I want to ear one right now!

Heather said...

they sound so yummy! and those pictures of you and your brother are so adorable :)

Cakebrain said...

haha! I love your anecdote. Initially, I thought your post title was going to refer to how "dark and stealthy" these cookies were...but your story's cuter!
btw, isn't it "My brother Brandon is only two and a half years younger than I AM"?

n.o.e said...

Awww, love the childhood picture and story! I think my girls had the same towels...

I'm bookmarking these cookies; they look amazing.
Nancy

Grammatically Delicious Designs said...

Oh My Gosh!!! These look like pure heaven. All that could be better, is if you were making them for me. hehehe I have to tape and mud sheet rock today, so I will not have baking time :( Have a great weekend. I am really glad I found you.

Danielle

Kerstin said...

LOL - I love the idea of cookies having a soundtrack! They look amazing!

Jamie said...

Elyse, these look amazing!

Maria said...

Glad you posted them! They look SO good! I am a cookie girl indeed!

Melissa said...

These look AWESOME!

Talita said...

Haha! I love how these cookies are called. Looks so tempting!

Dawn said...

I love that you love to make lots of wonderful creations with LOTS of chocolate in them. Keep that going!

Holler said...

They look amazing and I did love your story. I am definitely going to try them, although I don't think I will be running around in the nudie!

Shari@Whisk: a food blog said...

Lava, comes with its own soundtrack, ninja-like...love all these descriptions. I will definitely have to make them. Also love the story or you and your brother! Fun memories.

Chef E said...

Oh Elyse you sure know how to yank my chain! Chocolate is my dream date, that a bottle of good scotch and my sweetie feeding your delish cookies to me!!!

Jennifer said...

Those look fantastic, I love chocolaty cookies.

That picture of you and your brother is really cute!

The Food Librarian said...

Must make these! Love Love the photo of you and your brothers! Too cute!

Katrina said...

How dare you do this to me! ;) Love this kind of cookie. Maybe I'll make these for a friend's birthday tomorrow!
Awesome Snap, Bam, Boom story, by the way!

Sophie said...

Elyse, you have done yorself proud!!! Wow, they look delicious!!!

ChichaJo said...

These sound like winners! Just the type of cookies I would love...chocolatey and melty...yum!!!

Love your little story about your brother :) My brother and I ("and I" -- I too was always reminded of this!) are also really close...partners in banditry, hahaha! :)

A_and_N said...

Gosh Elyse! These shall be made soon. I swear. I love chocolate and these are one my fave cookies.

And you were SUCH A CUTE kid! :) Loved the story. Ninja pose eh? :D

Stephanie said...

Woah. I have GOT to make these. They look incrrrrredible. I love your they're so good they should come with their own sound track" - I'm sooo going to use that quote ;)

Sweet Charity said...

Love the story. My sister and I never really did the whole ninja thing, though recently one of my co-workers came up with a game called "kitchen ninja" (we get bored sometimes). The object of the game is to sneak up behind someone without them detecting your presence, and then chop them on the shoulder. Of course, you have to make sure they're not holding a knife or anything dangerous first... And after a couple hours of playing, it's hilarious to see how paranoid everyone is- walking around, checking over their shoulder every two seconds. It should also be noted that kitchen ninja is based on a different game called "kitchen zombie"...

Joie de vivre said...

Elyse,
Thank you so much for visiting my blog! Your story made me smile. My sister and I used to use our towels and pretend we were wearing prom dresses. My husband doesn't like it when I show my sons how to make the prom dresses after their baths. He says boys don't do that. :)

A_and_N said...

Okay, Elyse. We just baked these :D And they are brilliant. I'm chomping on one as I type this out. We added a li'l coffee in the batter but OMG, this a keeper of a recipe!

Ingrid said...

I think you and those soft warm and gooey centers have me convinced! While I like cookies I'm not crazy about baking 'em!

Thx for the story & pic!
~ingrid

Debbie said...

You have convinced me - this is the next cookie that I make. I LOVE chocolate so these sound fabulous to me. My oldest son is 24and my middle son is 2 1/2 years younger and his name is also Brandon!!!! Small world!

finsmom said...

Man, after reading your description, I absolutly have to make these! Thanks for sharing!

Vera said...

Elyse, your post is very convincing :) I have no doubt in their deliciousness.

Stephanie said...

PS - Just wanted to let you know I left you an award on my blog :) Come pick it up!

Annie said...

Sooo glad you stopped by my blog... cause now I can view your heavenly confections. They looks sinfully delicious! I am also a firm believer in the powers of sugar and chocolate.
Only I try to sneak in some "healthy" stuff whenever I can! It makes me feel better about eating "more than one"... hehehe :)

Elra said...

Wow Elyze what a beutiful memory. I love the name of that cookie too. They look delicious.
Cheers,
elra

How To Eat A Cupcake said...

Soooo glad I own that book! What a fantastic story, by the way! You really got me wanting to make these, just to get that ninja feeling! :D :D

Irene said...

That photo is too cute!!!

Joe said...

Those look fantastic! So fudgy!

Cate said...

Oh man, you are killing me with these cookies. They look delish!

The Caked Crusader said...

These look great!
My "inner ninja" has never left me, you'll be pleased to hear!

Emily said...

I'm all about these cookies! They look great!

Half Baked said...

Oh wow! I could eat about a dozen of those! They look like the perfect chocolate fix!!

Katherine Aucoin said...

The first picture had me sold. My girls would love these, I;ll have to make them!

Robin Sue said...

Love the Ninja story! You are so right theses cookies look easy and good! Me and my bro are 2 years apart- exactly! We are still close even though we are really old!!

pinkstripes said...

Oh, man. Those cookies sound delicious. My brother is two years younger, too. What fun we had growing up. Love the story of bath time.

eatme_delicious said...

Haha great description of how awesome the cookies are. =) I was going to save the recipe but then saw that I already had from somewhere else! So now I doubly must make them.

Amy said...

Such a cute picture!!!!

And those cookies look amazing... mmmm nothing like a rich, chocolate cookie. Yum!

cindy* said...

great story elyse...ninja anything is awesome. sean always jokes that i'm half a ninja (b/c/ i am half and asian...ha) so, i will have to make these now. darn :)

Katie said...

Anything Chocolaty and gooey sounds good in my book.

Ash said...

mmm...chocolatly! I may just have to bake these now... right now.

Coleen's Recipes said...

I could eat my weight's worth of these cookies, and thats saying something!

Pamela said...

The cookies look great, Elyse! The picture of you guys is great, too! So cute.

Juliana said...

Oh my Gosh! These cookies look so good! I almost can taste them.

Michelle said...

Oh boy do these cookies look good! I copying this recipe and making these tomorrow! I've been dying for something chocolate and gooey!

KT said...

you said the pictures don't do the cookies justice, which is scary. I mean, how could they taste any better than they look?!! I'll have to try them and find out... :)

Karen Brown Letarte said...

Elyse-- these look volcanically good!! I can only imagine the heavenly deliciousness. I don't know why, but baking cookies drives me crazy. I guess I had too many years of making 100s of gingerbread cookies to decorate the xmas tree! If I were a cookie baker, this would be my go-to recipe for sure! :)

5 Star Foodie said...

Those cookies look absolutely heavenly! I would love some of that chocolatey goodness! I loved reading your childhood story - what a fun post!

Katrina said...

Congrats on the KA book win over at Spatulas....
I made these Ninja Cookies, mine were a lot more spread out than yours and I wanted to make sure they were lava-like, so I only baked them 10 minutes. GREAT cookie. I'll post about them later in the week. May even bake more to see if they come out thicker like yours.
I love a chocolatey cookie like these.

Liliana said...

These cookies look so delicious - a chocolate lover's dream! I will have to make them reserve some in the freezer for those chocolate cravings!

Congrats on winning the King Arthur Cookbook and Flour give-a-away on Spatulas, Corkscrews and Suitcases!

Cathy said...

LOL LOL LOL!!!! Do you and your brother babysit, by any chance? I'll buy the plane tickets! My kids would LOVE you!! Now that I know that these cookies are "throw off your old person towels and assume naked ninja position" good, you KNOW that I am making them. I've never even had cookies that good before!

Sarena Shasteen said...

Great story! I love remembering things that my sisters and I did when we were kids! My mom just recently sent me a picture of myself and one of my sisters doing each others hair while we were naked. Seriously, why would we be doing this? It seems so strange now, but funny! The cookies are a definite to make here...my guys will love them!

Joie de vivre said...

71 comments! Girl, you are popular! Thanks for your well wishes on my site. I'm feeling slightly better today.

How To Eat A Cupcake said...

Does that say 71 comments?!?! GOOD LORD! Lol

I'm anxiously awaiting the perfect biscuit recipe too. So far, I still prefer to pop into Hardees rather than make my own biscuits. Although I heard Hardees uses biscuit mix... Maybe that's the secret! Lol

Cheryl said...

Those look scrumpdillyishous! And I love the picture with your little bro!

Bunny said...

With a description like that how could i not make these!!! Loved the story too!

Jacque said...

Oh, my, those DO look good! I will put them on my "to bake" list.

The Duo Dishes said...

The chocolatey-ness of those cookies is one that cannot be denied. Love it.

Maryjane - The Beehive Cottage said...

Yummy! What a fantasic blog you have! Enjoyed my visit...now I need to go eat a cookie!

Hugs,
Maryjane

Rindy R said...

These cookies look like what will be in my tummy this weekend! AMAZING!!!

Art of Eating said...

I loves "lava-licious" kinda of chocolate cookies. Will be in my to bake list, thanks for sharing.

Lisa said...

Ummm! Dangerous Chocolate Cookies?! And Ninjas? Gotta be worth a try!

finsmom said...

80 Comments! My goodness!
Ive already commented on these cookies, but I wanted to let you know I just made them and wrote about them on my site. Love them!

Lisa Michelle said...

OH.MY.GOD, Elyse, these look incredible and now I have to make them sometime this weekend!

That said, my knee is better, thanks for sking... but I still can't manage those dammmn kitchen stairs! I HATE being so cooped up and helpless in so many ways! Oh well, what's 6-8 months of this to walk normal (AND wear heels) for the next 50 someodd years *knock wood* LOL?

Cakelaw said...

LOL - I love your Ninja story - it made me smile. And what great cookies to be reminded of it by.

Sara said...

Great story, I love the name.

Anonymous said...

Those cookies are so beautiful. You are an artist and a great story-teller at that. Add those to the list of things to make when I come to visit :)

-Lindsay

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it looks delicious!I love it! Very creative!That's actually really cool.
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